Whisky Comedian’s Top Ten tunes

I made this list of top tunes to have a dram to a long time ago and posted it in the top tens section. I figured that with all the music festival podcasts being put up this summer it was the right time to revisit those choices, by adding which whiskies I think go best with which songs.

Here is the Whisky Comedian Top Ten Tunes for a night of dramming.

10. Curtis Mayfield – Move On Up

Simples, something that starts with a punchy beat and is full of brass. Once it’s started there is no way you can keep your head from nodding to the beat. Gotta be Benromach 2000 port wood finish.

9. Happy Monday’s – Step On

The ultimate Madchester tune needs the ultimate Madchester whisky, it’s infectious, it’s baggy, it drops your head to your chin and makes you bend your elbow, to have your hand at shoulder height, so you can swirl your drink round in a big glass and enjoy it sip at a time. To me that says Dewars 18 year old.

8. Stevie Wonder – All I Do 

Warm, soulful, sunny beaches filled with love and saxophones that you can’t help but sing long to. Glenfarclas 15 year old.

7. Gat Decor – Passion (Do You Want it Right Now Mix)

Fists clenched with index fingers pointing, hands up in the air, face grimacing, hips jiggling non stop and a massive need to SING… What I want right now is a Lagavulin 18 year old Feis Ile 2013. 

6. Orbital – Chime

Look don’t judge me badly… please. To keep up with Chime I need a caffeine hit. Some people will have Irish coffees, but in my raving days the dance floor drink of choice was double whisky and red bull…Chime needs something furnace like, so Double Smokehead & Redbull.

5. De La Soul – Saturdays 

It screams partying New York stylee. It’s gotta be a bourbon hasn’t it. Nope, it’s definitely Scotland’s party distillery Bruichladdich and in particular their Bruichladdich Cuvee 407.

4. James Taylor Quartet – Starsky and Hutch Theme

Most definitely the Glenfiddich 21 year old Havana Reserve. It’s one big party with a funky Latin American / Caribbean vibe and (because it’s got Havana in the name) if you try and sell it in the US the cops will be after you.

3. Kraftwerk – Pocket Calculator

The forward thinking German electro outfits most silly but perfect track that puts a smile on your face no matter what your mood. Who is the world of Scotch equivalent? anCnoc 12 year old

2. Sugar Hill Gang – Rappers Delight

Steals the best Niles Rodgers riffs and blends it with a cracking back beat, adds some lyrical poetry to it and creates the best dance floor groove ever. Johnnie Walker Blue Label.

1. Massive Attack – Unfinished Sympathy

The ultimate end of the night moment. Slows you down and reminds you the good times might have past but they are not yet finished, there’s work to do in the morning. Its strings sound like never ending waves crashing against the shore. It can only be Ardbeg Corryvrecken.

God bless Scotland’s other national drink

Irn Bru, what a bunch of fantastically funny fannies.

irn bru fanny

From The Scotsman:

SOFT drink giant AG Barr is to begin selling thousands of bottles of Irn Bru with the name ‘Fanny’ written on them.

• Irn Bru to begin selling bottles with the name ‘Fanny’ emblazoned on them

• AG Barr manufactured soft drink will also feature other Scottish names on thousands of bottles

In a follow-up to a television campaign that sees people drinking Irn Bru in order to cope with embarrassing social situations, Irn Bru have unveiled the risque packaging and announced other Scottish names would be appearing on the bottles, including ‘Senga’, ‘Rab’ and ‘Tam’.

A spokesman for the soft drink manufacturer said: “We hope our fans enjoy our limited-edition bottles of Irn-Bru, celebrating well-loved Scottish names which mean a lot to us.

“Deliveries have been made across the country for Scots to get a taste of Irn-Bru that they can call their own.”

The stunt bears hallmarks of a similar campaign by Coca Cola, where common British first names can be found on cans of the soft drink.

A televised advert broadcast last year, which drew several complaints, depicts a new father who looks on in horror as his wife announces they are to name their daughter Fanny.

Whisky Comedian Podcast with Hacienda DJs Pickering and Park

At The Stone Roses after show party in The Arches, Glasgow, Whisky Comedian Alan Anderson has a dram with legendary Hacienda dj duo Graeme Park and Mike Pickering of M-People. In the late 1980s and early 1990s these two men were responsible for bringing house music to the masses at the club owned by New Order.

They drink limited editio single malt Scotch whisky Auchentoshan Valinch and Kentucky straight bourbon Knob Creek whilst discussing the similarities between 20 year old clubbers nowadays with those from 25 years ago, seminal tracks such as Bingo Bongo, producers like Derrick May, and club spaces as diverse as Glasgow’s Tramway, Ayr Pavilion and Heaven in London. Of course they talk whisky… and bourbon Woodford reserve, Lagavulin and Balvenie Double Wood. We also learn that Calvin Harris is a big malt maniac. Guess who’s getting tracked down for a podcast?

Big thanks to everyone at Colour / StreetRave especially Julie McEwan and Iain “Boney” Clarke.

mike pickering and graeme park

SIX GRAND for a whisky… Eeek.

This morning I went to Mulberry Bank Auctioneers in Glasgow. They had 575 lots of rare whisky for sale.

One of them went for £6, 000.

SIX GRAND for a whisky… Eeek.


Granted it is a very rare one.

MACALLAN 50YO MILLENNIUM DECANTER 1 bottle Macallan 50yo Millennium Decanter. In lcokable wooden presentation case with key, brass topped stopper and leaflet. Gold wax and cork seal. 70cl. 43%. Level in original position in the shoulder of the decanter. Pristine condition.Estimate : £5,000.00 – £7,000.00

Is any whisky worth the price of mid range car?

The Willy Wonka of Whisky

New Scottish satirical online magazine The Porridge recently published a spoof article parodying Charlie and the Chocolate factory with Johnnie Walker of blended scotch whisky fame.


How wrong did they get it? The real Willy Wonka of the whisky world is of course Whyte and Mackay’s wonderfully flamboyant Richard Patterson.

Watch him at work.


Whisky Comedian Podcast with Jim Jefferies at RockNess


Whisky Comedian Alan Anderson enjoys a backstage dram or 3 with Australian comedian Jim Jefferies after he performed to over 7,000 people at RockNess.

Jim chats about life in Los Angeles, being a new dad, sobriety and binging.

The drams tasted are Ardbeg Galileo, Ballentine’s 17 year old and Barrs Irn Bru.

Whisky Comedian podcast with Madness at RockNess 2013

At the RockNess Festival 2013, on the banks of Loch Ness, Carl, Suggs & Mike from Madness join Whisky Comedian Alan Anderson for a post gig chat and a few drams.

Those drams were

Ardbeg Galileo – World Whisky Awards winner of World’s Best Single Malt

Glenfiddich 15 year old

Glen Grant new make spirit.

For more information visit http://www.whiskycomedian.com


Whisky Comedian Podcast with Craig Charles at Wychwood Festival

Whisky Comedian Alan Anderson sits down with BBC 6 Music superstar Craig Charles, whose Funk and Soul show party was the Sunday afternoon highlight of the 2013 Wychwood Festival.

The lovely people at Glasgow’s Good Spirits Co provided the whisky for the Coronation Street actor and former Red Dwarf, Robot Wars and Takeshi’s Castle star to drink.

Craig was asked to blend 5 whiskies into an all star funk band… who did he pick?

Craig’s whiskies were:

Glenfiddich 12 year old
Aberlour 10 year old
Wild Turkey 101
Good Spirits Co single cask bottling of Glen Tauchers 7 year old
Good Spirits Co Cask 23 with …

…Batch 9: Added 13/03/13: Glentauchers 7yo

Batch 8: Added 13/12/12: Dalmore 12yo

Batch 7: Added 20/09/12: Linkwood 14yo

Batch 6: Added 02/07/12: Glendullan 12yo

Batch 5: Added 29/02/12: Cragganmore 14yo

Batch 4: Added 02/11/11: Deanston 13yo

Batch 3: Added 10/09/11: Ardmore 11yo

Batch 2: Added 24/08/11: Aberfeldy 11yo

Batch 1: Released 08/07/11

Highland Park 14yo (Glasgow’s Whisky Festival)
Bunnahabhain 21yo (1990, first-fill sherry)

For more information visit http://whiskycomedian.com

or http://www.thegoodspiritsco.com/cask23.html